Luisa Frida Brant / Lu

Lu’s father is Andrew Jackson Brant, and her brother is AJ. Her children are Penelope and Justin. Lu does not relish motherhood, but she does spend time with her children, and she helps them with their homework. Her husband, Gabe, died before the narration's beginning.

As a child, Lu hated being paired with short boys and geeks. So, she ignored Gabe when they were in school together. When AJ called her by her full name, she attacked him and then worried that Randy was going to tell the other students. One of her worst memories of school was the day that she chose to wear a disastrous outfit on the first day back after summer break.

Now, as an adult, Lu wears very high heels and pays attention to the way she dresses. She inherited a lot of money following her husband’s death...