Rizzo, this is what I do. Affleck after the nanny. Bieber after the wanker pictures. Kevin Spacey after the fourteen-year-old. DUIs. Drunken rants at cops. Political rants at Oscars. Shoplifting. More sex tapes that I could ever count. I can help you.
-- Emily (Chapter 4)

Importance: This quote is important because it shows that Emily is confidant in her abilities as a PR agent. She is said to have helped real world celebrities with their crises in order to give credence to her skills.

None of the small indignities of Emily's own body at thirty-six: light stretch marks on her hips; cleavage with just the smallest hint of sag; some errant dark hairs along her bikini line that just seemed to sprout now willy-nilly, indifferent to Emily's indefatigable waxing schedule. It wasn't a horror show, exactly--she still looked thin and tan, maybe even downright hot in her elegant Eres two-piece--but it was getting harder...
-- Emily (Chapter 1)