Summary

Chemistry: Extra Credit Project opens with the currently unnamed narrator saying that life is absurd. He calls things such as kissing and hygiene ridiculous in the grand scheme of things and that physicists theorize that the universe infinitely repeats. However, the narrator says nothing matters, as everyone will die. Then, he says there is an ant near a small town that no one would have thought of as they are too focused on social media. The narrator says no one matters and we are all ants. Now, after being abducted by the sluggers, the narrator knows that the world will end on January 29th, 2016 and he was offered the choice to stop it.

On 7 September 2015, the narrator- revealed to be Henry Denton - is abducted by sluggers that have leathery skin and appendages that can grow from...