Story 6, Daphne Bigelow and the Spine-chilling Saga of the Snail-encrusted Tinfoil Noose Summary

It is universal. Boys are attracted to girls, and when this happens reason flies out the window. The narrator is fifteen and finds the girls of his dreams in Biology I class. Her name is Daphne Bigelow, and for him, this girl is the personification of everything ideal in a girl. He has trouble describing her appearance, for to him she is a goddess, so far above everyone else in the school as to be an untouchable. Spring semester she is not only in his Biology II class, she is assigned as his lab partner. The boy is in ecstasy, to be so near the girl of his dreams and talk to her on a weekly basis. The Spring Dance invitation...