Fortunately, I work in bail bond enforcement, and I'm sort of used to scary guys showing up in closets and under beds.
Pg. 4

"You see, this is typical of the problem. Nobody believes in the mystical anymore. Nobody believes in miracles. As it happens, I'm a little supernatural."
Diesel to Stephanie
Pg. 13

"If you had a Christmas tree, Santa would bring you stuff...like hair curlers and slut shoes."
Diesel to Stephanie
Pgs. 14-15

"Boy, this is cheery," Diesel said. "This would make me want to buy toys. Right after I poked out my eye and slit my throat."
Diesel
Pg. 25

I dragged Diesel into the living room. "They think you've got a nice ass. That's different from liking you."
Stephanie to Diesel upon meeting her family.
Pg. 35

Rex looked like he was thinking "alien schmalien". I guess when you live in a glass cage you don't care...