Summary

Someone once passed around a link to a news article about a man working in an office had a heart attack and died in his cubicle and was not found for several days. The creatives cannot understand how something like this could have happened. The creatives also hated not knowing something such as who would be laid off next and how that person would survive. Marcia lives in fear that the office coordinator will discover that she is using Tom Mota's chair so she swaps it for the chair used by a guy named Ernie and then is afraid that the office coordinator will discover that she has Ernie's chair. Ultimately, though, everyone switched chairs with every office move and Marcia cannot be sure that she even has Ernie's chair now.

One thing Larry Novotny hated not knowing is if...