Alpha Phi Fuckem, Room 69 & The Cat Burglar Summary

In "Alpha Phi Fuckem", the first story in the section "Off Da Damn Hook", they are a sorority of professional, well-educated women, but they cannot be found on a college campus. Alpha Phi Fuckem was founded over twenty years ago in a penthouse in Washington, D.C. Soror Ride Dick was inducted eight years ago by a classmate in law school, Patricia. The sorority meets twice a month, once to manage their investment club and a second night where two members organize an activity, called Freak Night. In January, Yolanda and Keisha rent a ski chalet in the Shenendoah Mountains where they play naked checkers which eventually turns into an orgy. Lisa and Melanie plan a Valentine dance in February in a rented strip club where they perform before initiating sex...