Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?' Summary

One day Crawley tells the Schwa he has another job for him. He tells him his granddaughter will be coming to stay with him, and that he wants Antsy to be her companion and to entertain her. He will pay Antsy to do this. Antsy, Howie and Ira discuss this over video games, concluding that there must be something very wrong with the girl for Crawley to pay someone to hang out with her and pretend to...