Sean Bateman

Sean Bateman is a senior at a college in Camden, NH. He is originally from a southern state and claims to be a financial aid student. However, it is revealed toward the end of the story that Sean is actually from a very wealthy family. He keeps this fact secret from everyone at school for no apparent reason. Sean's main goals in life are to get drunk, get stoned, get laid, play video games and do as little school work as possible. His appearance is a matter of perspective. Sean is described as handsome by Paul, a bi-sexual student who is hotly pursuing him. Sean is described as not too bad looking by Lauren, who Sean is hotly pursuing. Sean has had various majors, i.e., computers (as he calls it) and literature to name a few. A mystery girl has a major crush on him and...