Summary

It's 2011, and Pwnage is upset because it is Tuesday, which is the day World of Elfscape goes offline. We walk around Pwnage’s house with him as he fumbles and fidgets with things now that he does not have the game to distract him. We learn that he started playing shortly after his wife, Lisa, left him. He was alone at the house and bored. Nothing interested him, so he went out to buy a new game and he bought World of Elfscape. It helped distract him. He made the conscious decision to be perfect at Elfscape. If he could be perfect on Elfscape then he could carry over this dedication and skill to other goals in his life, namely starting a healthier diet. However, Pwnage knows that he does not actually want to do this because he cannot shop at...