My Big-Assed Mother Summary

Two "good girls"—who are close to 40 but look 60, thanks to worry and wine—Tito and Baby live in Bukowski's apartment when he is 29 but looks 50. The apartment house manager calls the police over any noise. Bukowski is trying to pleasure them both when the "big fist of the law" arrives. The women huddle in the corner while Bukowski deals with it, slipping the door chain back in place every time an officer nearly has it detached, claiming to have a lawyer, and clearly knowing his rights. He mocks them for suggesting that he let them in for a little chat. He claims merely to be playing chess with his mother and sister.

When the police leave, Tito performs oral sex on Bukowski while he reads the racing form. Eventually she bats the paper away so he...