Chapter 9 Summary

Roy hears a rumor that Fats had his anal mirror on the "Today Show". While it's a rumor, it intrigues him. He talks with Fats about it and about Fats' dreams and fantasies. The Runt continues to talk about his sexual exploits with Angel. They all divulge their sexual exploits with the Fats. He tells them hey need to sleep with one of the social workers to get better placement for their gomers. Roy and the Runt sleep with the social workers, and their patients start to get placed faster.

Saul, the leukemia patient, gets saved by chemotherapy. He tells Saul he's not going to die. Roy talks to Jo about how she can improve her standing with the interns, as she is not very popular. He admits a patient with "microdeckia" meaning that he isn't playing with a full deck. Roy has...