Summary

Greg found Rodrick in the Teen Zone playing water polo. Rodrick was helping a girl whose lip ring had gotten stuck in the net. Rodrick was reluctant to leave but Greg convinced him to come with him. The family went on a banana boat ride. A kid landed on their banana boat, puncturing it, and the family got towed back to shore on the punctured boat. It did not produce a good enough photograph for the family Christmas card.

The Heffleys tried to eat in the golf clubhouse but it had a strict dress code that they could not follow because they did not have their suitcases. They had lunch at a swim-up bar in the pool instead. There was a monkey sitting at the bar which unnerved Greg. There was a sports game on TV that the other customers were watching and they...