"Dark is in, huh?" Mr. Poe said. "Wait until I tell my wife. In the meantime, would you show us where the elevator is?" Chapter 1, page 13.

"I can't remember," he said. "I think it's forty-eight, but it might be eighty-four." Chapter 1, page 15.

"Just thing," Violet said, panting from her long walk up the stairs, "if elevators were in we would have arrived at the Squalor penthouse in just a few minutes." Chapter 2, page 25.

"I'm Esme Gigi Geniveve Squalor, the city's sixth most important financial advisor," she announced grandly. "Even though I am unbelievably wealthy, you may call me Esme." Chapter 2, page 28.

"Goodness, Sunny," Violet said. "I thought you were a lump in the carpet. Here, we'd better just tie one of the sleeves of the suit around you." Chapter 3, page 56.

"I see you are not fluent in the English language either, please," Count Olaf said, continuing to fake...