Summary

After the amusement park closed, a television crew prepped Kiwi for an interview. Somebody told him the story might even run on the front page of the mainland newspaper. They took pictures of Kiwi and Emily Barton together. When he was questioned about his name, Kiwi told the reporters he was related to the Bigtrees of Swamplanida! The reporter didn’t seem interested but Kiwi thought he might be able to help his family if their park was mentioned in the article.

After the interview Kiwi and his friends went to party. They happened to go to the same bar that Emily Barton had gone to. Kiwi got wasted. Later that night he lost his virginity to Emily in her car. The next morning when he read the newspaper article about himself, Kiwi was disappointed that all the reporter...