Summary

Temperance, Charity, Faith, Hope: From the GlobalTeens Account of Eunice Park – Eunice writes to GrillBitch about how smart Lenny is, and finds it interesting that he reads real books. She also says she enjoyed meeting his parents, and especially enjoys the fact that Lenny’s mother takes no crap from her husband, or from Lenny. Eunice meets up with Sally to go shopping, during which time she finds that Sally has gained weight and is stuck between wanting to attend church and wanting to dress as slutty as possible. Eunice also relates giving away her old apparats to poor people, and feeling good to see them so happy to have apparats.

Amy Greenberg’s “Muffintop Hour”: From the Diaries of Lenny Abramov – It is June 30. For Family Night, Lenny and his friends invite their significant...