"Everyone's seen my mother naked" (Chapter 1, p. 1).

"I don't understand. I got so much e-mail from my fans after that interview, and they all said they'd write to the magazine and ask for more. Do you think I wasn't memorable enough" (Chapter 1, p. 3).

"Oh no. I'm not taking your money. I've never taken a handout from Jackson, and I'm certainly not taking one from you. And now I gotta get back to work. Do I look okay" (Chapter 3, p. 24).

"I just hate this place so much. It's so...I don't know. Soul-sucking. And why are your neighbors staring at us like that" (Chapter 4, p. 28).

"It figures tonight was busy. I was hoping we could talk more. But in the meantime" (Chapter 6, p. 41).

"So I really like Josh. I mean, really like him. And tonight was so perfect. But then there was this...thing with Finn. It was just...