Summary

The narrator of “More of the You That You Already Are” works at a U.S. president-themed amusement park. One feature of the park is that many of the employees dress up as specific presidents and walk around the park in character. Every president is represented. The narrator portrays Chester A. Arthur. He has romantic feelings for an employee named Emika, who works in the costume and wardrobe department. Mr. Gupta is the park supervisor. The narrator is not a consistently reliable employee, and Mr. Gupta often tells him to improve his performance. The park is owned by a large corporation, and one day, a representative of the corporation meets with Mr. Gupta and the park employees. The representative unveils a large, strange-looking being called Waj’m Maj’vht. The...