Summary

In "Marketable Skills," Lisa joined the debate team. She went to a tournament and kept winning, so her team stayed extra days. Her team tied for first place with another team and there was only one trophy. Lisa ran to retrieve the trophy so that she could show it to her father. Steve said that since she won she should stop competing in the club. Steve gave Lisa a NeXT computer, but it was broken and would not turn on. He told Lisa that her eyebrows were her best feature. He also asked Lisa if she masturbated and told her that she should.

During Lisa’s junior year of high school, Steve wanted Lisa to accompany him and his family to a vacation in Hawaii, but Lisa was worried about missing class. She lied to her teachers so that she could go on...