"That'll be my next felony, if I ever get my hands on the kid who put that gun in my locker." (Chapter 1, p. 7).

"If you forget everything else you learn here, remember this one thing." (Chapter 3, Pg. 13).

"If you don't do something about these two, they're going to kill each other." (Chapter 4, p. 24).

"I don't like the CNC, but it's better than jail - land that's where I go if I don't complete this trip!" (Chapter 8, p. 47).

"My dear, last time was a lap around the duck pond compared with what the next few hours might bring us." (Chapter 9, p. 50).

"To look for the Captain, you don't use a boat; you use a submarine." (Chapter 11, p. 64).

"Someday I want to sit down with you and your friend Richie Rich and find out why you needed to play WWF in a full gale." (Chapter 11, p. 65).

"If we make it...