Socializing

Seinfeld covers socializing in more than one chapter within his book suggesting that this might be one of the main themes of the book. The first time Seinfeld mentions socializing is in the first chapter, Freeway of Love, in which he examines dating at length. Seinfeld finds dating quite difficult, especially the idea of taking a woman to a restaurant. Seinfeld discusses the inability to eat like he normally would during a date, his unconscious need to devour bread in front of a strange woman, and the awkward moments at the end of the date when he does not know whether or not he will be invited up to the girl's apartment. The second time Seinfeld discusses socializing is in the chapter, Paldom. In this chapter, Seinfeld talks about his relationships with friends. Seinfeld finds the answering machine quite useful in these relationships, often wishing he was a...