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Televisions
Seinfeld talks about how he does not like "to be continued" episodes on television and how funny it is when a person moves a television in their car and has to leave it for a minute, they would cover it with a sweater hoping to disguise it.
Restaurants
Seinfeld talks about taking dates to restaurants and the irony of the bill coming after the food is gone when the person is no longer hungry.
Answering Machine
Seinfeld loves his answering machine and wishes he could be one so he does not have to talk to people he sees on the street.
Cars
Seinfeld and his mother have a constant fight in the car over how fast his father is driving and how much gas they have.
Apartments
Seinfeld loves his apartment, but does not have the nerve to ask neighbors to be quiet in the middle of...
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