Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive Summary and Analysis

On the Ground. Seinfeld finds compact car only parking spots discriminatory and hates it when a car follows him thinking he is about to free a parking spot for them. People in New York will kill each other over a parking spot because there are more cars than there are spots to park. Handicap spots are like a mirage in the desert, a good place to park but not one that a person can use. Seinfeld finds driving schools amusing since they remove tickets from your license, but wonders what the incentive is for the instructor not to speed since he goes to the class every day. Seinfeld finds the sticker on an ambulance windshield amusing because it is written backwards so a driver can read it in his mirror, but is dangerous...