"Licking those sizable breasts, whose breastish reality seemed no less tantalizingly outlandish than it would have when he was fourteen, Sabbath told her that he felt the same about her, allowed it while looking up at her with that smile of his that did not make entirely clear who or what precisely he had it in mind to deride-confessed it certainly with nothing like her declamatory ardor, said it almost as though deliberately to make it appear perfunctory and yet, stripped of all its derisive trappings, his 'Feel the same way about you' happened to be true." Book 1, Part 1, pg. 19

"Well, this truck driver, whenever he goes away, his wife, she gets cold and lonely. So when he comes back from a trip he brings her a skunk, a big, furry skunk and he tells her that next time he goes away she should take it to bed...