Friday, January 8, 2 am and Friday, January 8, 3 am Summary

The Princess starts to wonder if when Michael told her he loved her if he meant it platonically instead of passionately. The fact that he stuck his tongue in her mouth makes the Princess waver back to passionate love. The Princess decides that has one person she can call for help, which is a friend that got her own cell for Christmas and is skiing in Aspen right now.

Tina answers on the first ring. Tina is watching a Lifetime movie because she sprained her ankle. Tina asks how Prince William is and the Princess says they don't speak that much because her heart belongs to another, and he didn't find her speech on saving the sea turtles scintillating. Tina assures Mia, as she calls the Princess, that guys don't use...