Chapters 1 - 31 Summary

Chapter 1 - Following the slaughter of the eighteen-person household at Netherfield Park by zombies, also called unmentionables, Mrs. Bennet is delighted to learn that wealthy Mr. Charles Bingley will be moving in. Mr. Bennet is less concerned about marrying one of his daughters to Bingley, than he is about properly training his girls to defend themselves against zombies, and to defend his own estate. Nevertheless, he gives Mrs. Bennet permission to go and see Bingley.

Chapter 2 - Mr. Bennet himself goes to see Bingley, and announces this to his daughters, Elizabeth, Lydia, and Kitty, and his wife, who are all very excited. Lydia, the youngest daughter, revels in her ability to tempt the opposite sex.

Chapter 3 - Mr. Bingley repays the visit to Mr. Bennet, but doesn't get to see the five Bennet daughters. He later turns down a dinner invitation...