"The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop." —The Mystery of Government, page 14

"So what if I don't agree with the Democrats? What's to disagree with? They believe everything. And what they don't believe, the Republicans do. Neither of them stand for anything they believe in, anyway." —The Mystery of Government, page 26

"Thus in our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character." —The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television and Bullshit, page 74

"Freedom is its own punishment." —The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television and Bullshit, page 84

"I told you government was a bad thing. Let's get together and have these people fired." —The Three Branches...