Summary

The co-worker teaches the new employee how to request supplies. Curtis Lance oversees the supply room. The co-worker explains that one must go through a complicated process to request supplies, which involves speaking to "Ellie Tapper" and quietly passing the "Unit Manager's office" (8). After detailing the contents of the supplies cabinet, the co-worker proceeds to introduce Gwendolyn Stich, who has an excessively positive personality, is obsessed with penguins, and “cries” (8) in the washroom occasionally. Regardless, she is a positive force for the other employees, because she brings food and can always "lend an ear" (8).

The next employee that the co-worker introduces is Kevin Howard, who is an infamous serial killer. The co-worker assures the new employee that everybody is safe from Kevin Howard, because his "compulsion" (9) does not affect the demographic of the office. After revealing that Kevin Howard is in love with Gwendolyn...