Martha Stewart's Vagina Summary

Home decorating and entertainment diva Martha Stewart gives advice on preparing the most exciting and ignored party accessory: the vagina. She deals first with "Exteriors," advising hair removal, making the vagina look warm, inviting, and exclusive, and taking care that treatments neither distract nor frustrate.

Turning to "Interior," Steward advocates making the vagina a "multifaceted everyspace," aside from sex and hygiene. She warns that "uninvited guests" can make an appearance for up to nine months. She suggests how to create a "Vaginal Office," enjoy "Private Moments," and to enjoy sex, again cautioning about accidents; installing "Vaginal Trundle Beds" are optimal. The vagina is the "centerpiece of your personal style" and must be used wisely. It is no place to scrimp.

Martha Stewart's Vagina Analysis

The fourth story is pure fantasy, first spoofing Stewart's self-promotional style, declaring that thanks to...