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Ponky
Ponkaquogue Municipal Golf Links and Deli is perhaps the worst golf course in America. It sits on top of a garbage landfill and is owned and operated by a man that does not care about its maintenance.
Chop
Like golfers at other clubs have the term "hack" for an average or bad golfer, the players that frequent Ponky refer to themselves as Chops.
Pit of Despair
This is what the Chops call the lunchroom at Ponky. The narrator describes the décor as "looking like it was put together from the remnants of a Holiday Inn Fire." There is an orange chair reserved for the day's biggest loser.
The Mayflower Club
Originally built in 1896, this is one of the finest and most exclusives golf courses in America. Those that pass the membership criteria and are selected to join must pay a membership fee of $35,000.
Numerals
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