Summary

Back in his motel room and recovering from the dolphin attack, Jasper turned on the local news and was shocked to see he was the top story. A photo of him was circulating, and he had been dubbed the “Dolphin Savior” (110). Jasper knew he would have to leave town as soon as possible. In the morning, the media search for him was on full blast, and he realized he would have make some changes to his appearance to avoid being found and broadcast to his past con victims. With a melodramatic show of grief, he shaved his goatee and cut his long hair, stashing the severed ponytail in one of his bags. To take his mind off of things, he decided to masturbate in the shower. He tried to conjure his typical narcissistic fantasies to no success, but suddenly felt himself aroused at...