Summary

In Chapter 1, Ani FaNelli shopped for silverware with a man soon to be her husband. She imagined herself stabbing him in the stomach with a knife at which they were looking. After they finished shopping Ani suggested they go to get pizza. Ani angered when Luke, her fiancé, asked her how much they had left to do for the wedding. Ani and Luke had been together for four years. He was involved in sports and moved constantly. Even though he had her moving for a short time after they began dating she soon went back to her habits of sleeping late on Saturday. She admitted to her reader it was easier for her to sleep during the day than at night.

Luke chided Ani by telling her she needed to get three things done each day until their wedding. Ani tried but was unable...