"I'm Barbara Fox and I'm standing in a hotel in Aswan, the southernmost city in Egypt, with the seven remaining teams in a scavenger hunt that will cover all the corners of the earth" (Chapter 1, p. 8).

"What would President Scooter do?" (Chapter 4, p. 31).

"Just because they have a different culture doesn't make them weird" (Chapter 6, p. 45).

"Don't you dare scratch" (Chapter 7, p. 59).

"Did you come here to win the game or to make friends?" (Chapter 9, p. 70).

"I'm having a little trouble with this" (Chapter 12, p. 87).

"Are you and Justin going to have kids?" (Chapter 15, p. 103).

"I hope you'll all think of me someday when you're casting Lost and Found: Washed-Up Hosts Edition" (Chapter 16, p. 114).

"We have both left homosexuality, and we're eager to spread the word" (Chapter 21, p. 152).

"I've got to say, this is the weirdest first date I've ever been on" (Chapter 22, p. 167).

"When this show airs...