"She wanted to stand and stare, but he was staring at her with unmitigated contempt, and no recognition at all."
Chapter 1, Page 4

"I was praying I wouldn't overflow by tee-tee bag."
- Law Kincaid answering the question what he was thinking during liftoff, Chapter 2, Page 19

"There were two individuals waiting for Law when he returned home. Both were female. Both were blond. Both were brown-eyed. One had two legs, the other four. One was angry. One was jubilant."
Chapter 4, Page 36

"The idea of having a son had probably appealed to him only because he had thought it was a package deal that came complete with an available female."
Chapter 6, Page 71

"I'll say this for you, Marnie, you know how to deflate what had promised to be a good, hard arousal."
- Law on Marnie's question of whether he would tell his parents about David, Chapter 7, Page 81

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