Chapters 1 and 2 Summary

Liam Geller is a nine-year-old boy. He is doing an interview on a TV show with his two famous parents, Sarah and Allan Geller. Sarah is a former model turned boutique owner and Allan is a financial genius. When the interviewer asks Liam a few questions, the answers Liam gives make the family sound bad. Liam tries to make up for the faux pas, but makes it worse by talking about a paternity test to prove that his father is his father, even though he and Liam look nothing alike.

Liam's father walks in on Liam and Delia having sex in Allan's office. Allan starts yelling at Liam. Liam is drunk and all he can think about is how he thought Delia loved him, but when they started to undress each other he realizes that she doesn't love him, that she...