Chapter 67, 11 November - Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment and Chapter 68, 17 November - Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment Summary

Mario Incandenza walks around the Enfield Tennis Academy, taping footage for a documentary he's working on. He interviews people, including LaMont Chu. LaMont says he has a hard time believing Hal Incandenza will be punished for the Eschaton game. He goes to his mother's office to interview her. Avril Incandenza is happy to see her son. She tells him Charles Tavis has been tied up with Helen Steeply for hours. Mario asks his mother how you can tell if somebody is sad. He wants to know how you can confirm if someone is sad. Her mom tells him the person may cry, or seem distracted. She asks...