"His wife, a former beauty queer, regarded him with a strange but burly look." Page 18

"Once upon a tom in a far off distant land far across the sea miles away from anyway over the hills as the crow barks 39 peoble lived miles away from anywhere on a little island on a distant land." Page 26

"They killed him you know, at least he didn't die alone did he? Merry Chrustchove, Randolf old pal buddy." Page 29

"That night by the light of their faithful dog Cragesmure, they talked Craig and Mtoombo into foing the dirty worj." Page 33

"'Goodeven Michael,' the Poleaseman speeg, but Michael did not answer for he was debb and duff and could not speeg." Page 35

"In a little seashore pub in Bristow, a ragged gathering of rags are drinking and makeing melly (before sailing to sea in serge of grate treashy on a sudden Isle...