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Spring break is almost over. Acceptance letters are due in everyone's mailbox. She assures any girls who are going to college as virgins won't be the only ones because she just knows. It's not a federal offense to drop mail in the river unless you work for the post office. Here are other federal offenses: to not answer a girl's email when all she wants to do is make up; receive a gift and not say thanks; and, to run naked down a public road. "g" and "c" got arrested for indecent exposure and were flown home by private jet. Also "s" just escaped arrest.

Jordy is visiting Vanessa when she receives the package from Dan. Vanessa is fascinated by the toy he sent. Her parents and Jordy gather around. Vanessa gets her video camera a takes a shot of Jordy...