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Gossip Girl asks why boys play video games when they're stressed and girls clean closets. At least girls are more productive. How to get the boys' attention? Girls can take half their clothes off.

Someone writes that he goes to school with the boy "j" has been seeing. No one knows anything about him.

Gossip girl points out "j" peering down Park Avenue, disguised in a hat and sunglasses. "b" is in Sun Valley trying on bikinis and buying condoms. "n" driving a bunch of drunk guys to a Mexican restaurant in Sun Valley.

Dan is wearing a new suit and buzzing the intercom at the Red Letter office, trying to get in. He is buzzed in and enters the office and just stands there ignored. He finally identifies himself to a young man, dressed in either Armani or Gucci. He...