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Summary
In “The Weirdos,” the narrator writes that on their first date, her boyfriend talked to her about aliens and said that God had sent him a message through her left eyeball. She hated the boyfriend, but liked the neighborhood in which the apartment complex that he managed was located. The boyfriend claimed that he was a professional actor and just looking for the perfect time to break into the acting business. He was short, a characteristic that made the narrator think perhaps the experience was to teach her humility.
The boyfriend also had a yellow sports jacket that he claimed was vintage, but the narrator recognized it was a contemporary woman’s blazer. When he got a call to audition for a beer commercial, he told the narrator they were going to...
This section contains 1,951 words (approx. 5 pages at 400 words per page) |