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Mr. Crumley is beginning to worry because with Death giving the children their presents the parents aren't buying anything. Crumley calls the City Watch to come and kick out the Hogfather that is ruining his business. Corporal Nobbs and Constable Visit show up to help but can't see any harm since the items don't belong to Mr. Crumley. Mr. Crumley tell them he will make it worth their time and Corporal Nobbs tells Mr. Crumley to go to his office and they will take care of it.

At the Unseen University Susan arrives and asks for Mr. Ridcully's help. The "Oh God of Hangovers" is asleep and very ill and Susan asks them to wake him up. The wizards decide to mix up everything that is thought to be good for a hangover and see what happens. Bilious refuses to drink...