Explaining Pastafarianism - Key Moments in FSM History Summary

This chapter is a photo collection of key moments in FSM history. Photos show proof of the FSM's existence, from aboriginal cave paintings and ancient Greek architecture to a Michelangelo painting and man's first walk on the moon. Even the Great Wall of China appears to be a spaghetti-shaped tribute to the FSM. The FSM was even at the signing of the Declaration of Independence, though our founders were intimidated by his intellect and immediately made a separation between church and state. He was not allowed to sign the declaration, and his image was later removed from the painting commemorating the event.

Explaining Pastafarianism - Key Moments in FSM History Analysis

This photo album chapter pokes fun at visual evidence from which theories can be conjectured but not readily...