The Blunders of Science - Communion Test Summary

This and the remaining chapters in the first section of the Gospel set out to prove the FSM theory. The Communion Test is designed to provide quantitative results on whether the food of the Christian God or the food of the FMS has better nutritional benefits to gauge which deity is most likely to be true. Two subjects were selected and for 76 hours, one ate paper thin wafers and one ate spaghetti with meatballs and sauce (the FSM communion). Their vitals were checked, and not surprisingly, the one who ate the spaghetti fared much better.

For the sake of science, since 2 calories of wafer versus 1,200 calories of spaghetti had to be taken into consideration, another test was done where the Christian subject received 1,250 calories worth of wafers. Again, the Pastafarian fared...