"I'm a Klingon. Of course I'm attracted to my enemy." Arizhel, "Once You're a Jedi, You're a Jedi All the Way" (p. 4).

"I can't believe I just thought that. Annakin went to the dark side for love and look what happened to him. I don't care how cool this girl is. I'm not about to let that happen to me. I'm a Jedi." Thomas, "Once You're a Jedi, You're a Jedi All the Way" (p. 6).

"You're paying us a hundred bucks so we can teach you to speak geek so you can communicate with your boyfriend better?" Mica, "One of Us" (p. 22).

"Hey. Monty. Shut your freaking trap and watch the elf, okay? You're watching a movie you hate to impress your football-playing BF. Ix-nay on the relationship advice-ay. When I want pom-pom advice, trust me, I'll go straight to you." Mica, "One of Us" (p. 35).

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