How to Talk to Girls at Parties, and The Day the Saucers Came Summary

In "How to Talk to Girls at Parties," two teenage boys called Vic and Enn are trying to find the house of a girl called Alison, who is throwing a party. They find a house with a party and assume it is the right one, so they go inside. Inside there are a lot of girls, and Vic immediately latches on to a very beautiful girl called Stella. Enn wanders around with a cup of Coca Cola, trying to find someone he dares talk to. First he talks to a girl in the conservatory called Wain's Wain. She has been created by a being called Wain, but because she has a slightly imperfect finger, she was rejected and sent...