My Brother, Arsenal v. Tottenham, 30.8.80; Clowns, Arsenal v. Stoke City, 13.9.80; Same Old Arsenal, Arsenal v. Brighton, 1.11.80; A Trivial Pursuit, Arsenal v. Manchester City, 24.2.81; Coach, My School v. Their School, January 1982; On the Pitch, Arsenal v. West Ham, 1.5.82; and The Munsters and Quentin Crisp, Saffron Walden v. Tiptree, May 1983 Summary and Analysis

Nick is afraid that his future son will end up supporting Tottenham, one of Arsenal's biggest rivals. Nick takes his half-brother, Jonathan, to Arsenal games with him. Jonathan is captivated by the violence in the stands and becomes an Arsenal fan. Nick finds this funny because he himself wouldn't have been an Arsenal fan if his father hadn't left his mother...