Chapter 3, Caught with His Pants Down and Further Kneading Summary

The whole class and the teacher wait restlessly for the bell to ring, and the teacher leaves in mid-sentence. Then, the class erupts into the lads-versus-guys argument, full of ill-stated opinions and regurgitated propaganda. Kneadus is planning his attack on Syphon, and Joey wants to stop it. He approaches Kopyrda for help, but instead of responding, Kopyrda jumps out the window and runs away. Joey tries to convince Kneadus not to attack Syphon, and when Kneadus won't budge, he suggests they run away to find the farmhand that Kneadus yearns for. The desire for a simple farmhand awakes in Kneadus, and he begins dreaming of his real and down-to-earth farmhand. Syhon sees him and begins making fun of Kneadus's face and his sentimentality. Kneadus challenges Syphon to...