Part 1, Chapter 3 Summary

Meet Janine Roby, Miles' soon-to-be-ex-wife and soon-to-be Mrs. Silver Fox. She is a woman with a robust libido who did not discover it until she started cheating on her husband. The Silver Fox showed her what an orgasm is and found her "secret spot," as she calls it. Janine is now lugging around a huge resentment for Miles who never, in all those years, showed her how to come. Janine is already becoming irritated by some of her future husband's habits-such as guessing her weight in public and stenciling The Silver Fox on his SUV-but is resolved to correct those issues as soon as she becomes half owner of the SUV and sole owner of its owner. Janine is convinced that her mother died without ever experiencing the joys of climax-that she "went before she came"-and is considering replacing...