Chapter 7, The Dangers of Cheez Whiz and Pimento Summary and Analysis

Augusten goes to the phone and talks to Pighead in the hospital and asks what happened. He thought the hiccups weren't serious. Pighead says they wouldn't go away, and his doctor wanted to run some tests. Augusten calls and offers to come over, but Pighead tells him there's nothing he can do. At group therapy, Foster claims he kicked Kyle out of his apartment. Augusten tells the group about Pighead. Foster sees him after group and tells him he needs a Cheez Whiz and Pimento sandwich. They go to Foster's apartment, where Foster erases messages from Kyle on his answering machine. Foster tells Augusten how crazy Kyle is. Kyle calls again, and Foster tells him he can't talk. Augusten realizes he hasn't been attracted to anyone like...