Section 3: Spork Summary

At lunch, Tricia and Marcy make fun of fat Frieda as they get drunk on vodka and Kahlua. When Tricia expresses amazement at the ingenuity of the spork's invention, Marcy explains when and why it was invented, claiming she was part of a government experiment in elementary school that turned her into a genius. She mocks Tricia for being gullible when Tricia believes her, explaining she researched the spork online since Tricia always talks about it when she is drunk. CB and Matt join the girls who express sympathy at the death of CB's dog, but when they laughingly tell him that his dog is nothing but maggot food since they do not believe in the afterlife for dogs, CB leaves because he realizes the conversation is impossible. As Tricia flirts with Matt, Matt tells Marcy that CB will come to...